tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2009-11-10:/MokoFeed2009-11-10T22:39:42+01:00tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2009-04-24:/2009/04/24/shut-up-will-you-for-gods-sake-6000284/titsaleenabumsqueak2009-04-24T14:44:24+02:002009-04-24T14:44:24+02:00 <p>What the hell is wrong with some people? <img src="/img/smilies/graysigh.gif" alt=":**:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>There is a person who I have to share an office with who I shall call Lady A and to be perfectly honest she is a right royal pain in the arse and very mad <img src="/img/smilies/icon_crazy.gif" alt=":crazy:" class="middle" border="0">!!! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_censored.gif" alt=">:XX" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>She just doesn't shut up all day, muttering about total crap...</p> <p>She is a sender and not a receiver if you know what I mean!!!! <img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>And to be perfectly honest I don't know how long I can keep this up for!!!! <img src="/img/smilies/grayno.gif" alt=":no:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Usually when the phone rings and then stops either:</p> <p>a) The person has hung up<br> or<br> b) the persons whose phone has rang actually picked it up to speak to the person at the other end!!!</p> <p>Simple but can I get Lady A to realise although I am clever (not) I can't for the life of me hold 2 conversations at the same time!!! Multi-task I can do... Splitting my mouth and everything that enables us to speak into 2 I cannot do... <img src="/img/smilies/grayupset.gif" alt=":##" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I've tried being nice, ignorant, and am now having to resort to just being plan old rude...<img src="/img/smilies/icon_lalala.gif" alt=":lalala:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>If things don't get better soon I'm gonna have to do something otherwise I might end up getting carried away in a straight jacket <img src="/img/smilies/icon_crazy.gif" alt=":crazy:" class="middle" border="0"> or even worse in a meat wagon (police van)...<img src="/img/smilies/grayupset.gif" alt=":##" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>The sack I may well get as I am just about ready to just scream in her face to 'SHUT UP ' (full can of whoop arse gonna be opened!!!)</p> <p>A Job hunting we must go ...</p> <p>See told you she has frazzled my brain ...</p> <p>Thank god I get 2 days break from her!!!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2009/04/24/shut-up-will-you-for-gods-sake-6000284/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2009-03-26:/2009/03/26/men-5835638/titsaleenabumsqueak2009-03-26T12:06:10+01:002009-03-26T12:06:10+01:00 <p>I am hurting!</p> <p>I know I should just let go but I can't!</p> <p>It doesn't feel fair as I wouldn't dream of treating someone I care for like this why don't others seem to feel the same way and can use people to suit their needs as toys, playthings...</p> <p>How can you tell one person you love and care for them whilst still chasing others? (do you really and truly think I am that slow and stupid?)</p> <p>I am messed up...</p> <p>I am hurt...</p> <p>I feel alone...</p> <p>And I really don't know what to do...</p> <p>Revenge sounds good but can't allow myself to be that shallow.</p> <p>Leaving and just disappearing seems to be the only way out...</p> <p>But can I be that drastic? Or am I just being a drama queen? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/men-5835638/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2009-03-24:/2009/03/24/i-passed-5819891/titsaleenabumsqueak2009-03-24T13:15:03+01:002009-03-24T13:15:03+01:00 <p><img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I have just heard that I have passed the course that has pickled my brain (well not really) for the last year!!!</p> <p>This course was the one I wanted to do when I left school but as it was miles away ... a bus and train journey each day and being a lazy but free teenager (no more school and all that) I knew that I would not go!!! plus I had a very healthy appetitie for the pub, which came with the side effects of hangovers!!!</p> <p>I was in my first year at college and became pregnant (bloody stupid pill), but decided to have the baby although I wasn't with the father, and as I did not want to become a statistic (teenage mum and all that) I decided to live by the motto "I choose to have her so I choose to look after her" which meant in reality my life got turned upside down!!!</p> <p>I have never felt as though I made the wrong choice but maybe that I hadn't achieved all what I could...</p> <p>So last year I decided to enrol myself on the course and have managed to complete it as a distance learning thingy, despite having a full time job, a hectic hyperactive 5 year old and bless her I know its the hormones a stroppy soon to be teenager (12 going on 21!!)</p> <p>But I feel so proud of myself and thought I would share it with the world as i feel like shouting it from the rooftops!!!</p> <p>Woohoo!!!! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2009/03/24/i-passed-5819891/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2009-03-10:/2009/03/10/bored-bored-bored-5731075/titsaleenabumsqueak2009-03-10T17:45:44+01:002009-03-10T17:45:44+01:00 <p>Could my life get any crappier?</p> <p>Was stuck in work till half 7 last night and I've now been told that it could be even longer tonight...</p> <p>What a load of old bollocks!!!</p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_censored.gif" alt=">:XX" class="middle" border="0"> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_evil.gif" alt=">:-[" class="middle" border="0"> <img src="/img/smilies/grayupset.gif" alt=":##" class="middle" border="0"> Aarghh that's better </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2009/03/10/bored-bored-bored-5731075/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2009-03-09:/2009/03/09/i-take-the-hint-5723974/titsaleenabumsqueak2009-03-09T16:50:58+01:002009-03-09T16:50:58+01:00 <p>What have I done?</p> <p>It is a question that generally gets left unanswered, especially when you generally do not know what you have done to upset a person!</p> <p>You may know the feeling...</p> <p>E-mails go unanswered (or just stop completly)</p> <p>Your phone calls and messages get ignored (mobiles are clever enough to tell you when you have a missed call so excuses like I never heard it, is pure and utter bullshit)</p> <p>I mean what is the problem of actually telling the person what they have done to upset you even if the truth is not so pretty?</p> <p>I hate spineless wankers, who enjoy playing on the feelings of people who they are supposed to care about...</p> <p>I am upset and hurt by the way so called loved ones can treat you like shit...</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2009/03/09/i-take-the-hint-5723974/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2009-02-24:/2009/02/24/my-fine-is-505-5641834/titsaleenabumsqueak2009-02-24T17:07:56+01:002009-02-24T17:07:56+01:00 <p>Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."</p> <p>Smoked pot -- £10</p> <p>Did acid -- £5</p> <p>Ever had sex at church -- £25</p> <p>Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40</p> <p>Had sex with someone on Facebook -- £25</p> <p>Had sex for money -- £100</p> <p>Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20</p> <p>Vandalized something -- £20</p> <p>Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10</p> <p>Beat up someone -- £20</p> <p>Been jumped -- £10</p> <p>Cross dressed -- £10</p> <p>Given money to stripper -- £25</p> <p>Been in love with a stripper -- £20</p> <p>Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10</p> <p>Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15</p> <p>Ever drive and drank -- £20</p> <p>Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50</p> <p>Used toys while having sex -- £30</p> <p>Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20</p> <p>Went skinny dipping -- £5</p> <p>Had sex in a pool -- £20</p> <p>Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10</p> <p>Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20</p> <p>Done oral -- £5</p> <p>Enjoyed giving oral -- £5</p> <p>Got oral -- £5</p> <p>Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25</p> <p>Stole something -- £10</p> <p>Had sex with someone in jail -- £25</p> <p>Made a nasty home video -- £15</p> <p>Had a threesome -- £50</p> <p>Had sex in the wild -- £20</p> <p>Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- £25</p> <p>Stole something worth over more than a hundred pounds -- £20</p> <p>Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20</p> <p>Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25</p> <p>Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50</p> <p>Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25</p> <p>Went streaking -- £5</p> <p>Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15</p> <p>Been arrested -- £5</p> <p>Spent time in jail -- £15</p> <p>Peed in the pool -- £0.50</p> <p>Played spin the bottle -- £5</p> <p>Done something you regret -- £20</p> <p>Had sex with your best friend -- £20</p> <p>Had sex with someone you work with whilst at work -- £25</p> <p>Had anal sex -- £80</p> <p>Lied to your mate -- £5</p> <p>Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25</p> <p>Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost!</p> <p>Was a bit confused on this one, for each time or just if you had ever committed the offence?</p> <p>So have calcualted on if the offence was committed...</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2009/02/24/my-fine-is-505-5641834/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2008-10-20:/2008/10/20/justice-for-gurkhas-4900099/titsaleenabumsqueak2008-10-20T11:18:21+02:002008-10-20T11:18:21+02:00 <p>Please!!!! </p> <p>Please!!!!</p> <p>Please!!!!</p> <p>Help to get justice for the Gurkhas by signing the petition by found on this website:</p> <p><a href="http://www.gurkhajustice.org.uk">www.gurkhajustice.org.uk</a> </p> <p>I beg all of you to spare a few moments and show your support to this worthwhile cause!!!</p> <p>And show these people that have served us for many years that we as a nation are not happy <img src="/img/smilies/grayupset.gif" alt=":##" class="middle" border="0"> with how they are being treated. <img src="/img/smilies/grayno.gif" alt=":no:" class="middle" border="0"> And want it changed!!!!</p> <p>Please ask (harrass) as many people as you know to also sign this petition, I for one would be extremly grateful and my faith in humanity will be restored!!!! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2008/10/20/justice-for-gurkhas-4900099/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2008-09-29:/2008/09/29/oh-my-god-i-am-so-stupid-4795530/titsaleenabumsqueak2008-09-29T11:37:06+02:002008-09-29T11:37:06+02:00 <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_crazy.gif" alt=":crazy:" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/grayconfused.gif" alt=":??:" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/icon_censored.gif" alt=">:XX" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Well how silly can one be!!! lol!!!</p> <p>My Lee Evans tickets are for tomorrow night and not for last Thursday like I thought!!!!</p> <p>Only I could cock it up like that!!!</p> <p>But what the heck wahey!!! I never missed it!!! pmsl!!!</p> <p>Blonde on the inside I am!!!!<img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/graysmilewinkgrin.gif" alt=";D" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2008/09/29/oh-my-god-i-am-so-stupid-4795530/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2008-09-16:/2008/09/16/i-ve-stitched-myself-up-good-and-proper-4735605/titsaleenabumsqueak2008-09-16T14:47:07+02:002008-09-16T14:47:07+02:00 <p>Well where shall I start!!!!<img src="/img/smilies/icon_confused.gif" alt=":-/" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Not only do I own the title of mum's taxi due to the amount of clubs etc the chilblains do!!! </p> <p>And one I might add I should have earnt an award for, especially as hungover or not I am sat at quarter past 10 on a saturday morning in a bloody ice rink!!!<img src="/img/smilies/icon_crazy.gif" alt=":crazy:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Which I can tell you is no fun!!!<img src="/img/smilies/grayno.gif" alt=":no:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I also help out at the youth club on Friday nights which can have as many as 40 little oiks at!!! Bless them they really aren't that bad!!!<img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>But I am now helping run and manage a kids football team, which seemed like a good idea at the time but as tonight is the first night I am getting quite nervous about it and wondering whether I have done the right thing!!!!</p> <p>Stupid I know but the thought of standing in a field tonight until 8, with at least 14 boys (sure that there are no girls) ages ranging from 7 to 13 doesn't seem like fun to me!!!!<img src="/img/smilies/icon_censored.gif" alt=">:XX" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I'm gonna freeze and my head is spinning already!!!! lol!!! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2008/09/16/i-ve-stitched-myself-up-good-and-proper-4735605/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2008-09-03:/2008/09/03/i-m-gonna-seelee-evansyipppeeeee-4676858/titsaleenabumsqueak2008-09-03T15:25:56+02:002008-09-03T15:25:56+02:00 <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> I'm gonna see Lee Evans on the 25th and I'm so excited yet slightly nervous!!!</p> <p>As people whom know me can agree, my laugh is quite distinctive and as we are only 7 rows from the front, I'm quite worried that I am going to be picked on!!! lol!!!</p> <p>believe me I have been to one of his shows before and I have a stitch after the first 10 minutes from laughing so much!!!! pmsl!!! if he comments on my racket then I will quite literally pmsl!!!<img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Going with my little sister so whatever occurs I will never live down!!!</p> <p>Oh sod it what will be will be, I'm so excited!!!! <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2008/09/03/i-m-gonna-seelee-evansyipppeeeee-4676858/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2008-07-18:/2008/07/18/i-survived-zorbing-4464596/titsaleenabumsqueak2008-07-18T12:29:46+02:002008-07-18T12:29:46+02:00 <p>Well what can I say!!!! <img src="/img/smilies/grayconfused.gif" alt=":??:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>It was amazing!!! But I haven't managed to upload the pics yet!!! lazy wench alert!! lol!!!<img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Well I was up at 6!!! Told you I would be as excited as christmas day morning!!! And started bouncing round my kitchen like a loon with my music blaring!!! Thank god the shop downstairs was closed!!!</p> <p>My skin and blister (sister) arrived at 8 and we then proceeded to collect the others to start our journey!! </p> <p>Which I know would only take bout hour and half but couldn't wait any longer!!! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>We managed to get as far as the cafe before we had to make a stop so that we could stuff our bellies with scrummy bacon butties!!! </p> <p>So once that extremly important task was out of the way we set off!!!</p> <p>We where so nervous about going that we all started to tell stories about how nervous we are (not a clever thing to do I can tell you!!). Which I have been sworn to secrecy!!!</p> <p>I had printed of the direcions from AA road maps which led us to getting lost!!! No it wasn't cos we are girls and couldn't read instructions!! Honestly governor they were wrong!!!</p> <p>So eventually we arrived!! An hour early so we watched others going down and oh my god!!! I nearly wet my pants!!! bol!!<br> As I said will post pics!!! We walked down the massive hill to book in and get changed!!!!<br> We were driven to the top of the hill, I went first and believe me there is a knack to getting into the zorb!!! My boobies got stuck!!! lol!!! Then all you could see was legs kicking in the air!! pmsl!!!</p> <p>I went first with M and we had already planned to scream all the way down to scare skin and blister and K!!!<img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Well I laughed so much and got thrown about and completely soaked!! It was all over with in about 40 seconds!!</p> <p>I loved it, loved it, loved it!!! and am going to have to go again!!!</p> <p>Try it if you get the chance!!! <img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2008/07/18/i-survived-zorbing-4464596/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2008-07-08:/2008/07/08/zorbing-4419049/titsaleenabumsqueak2008-07-08T10:48:05+02:002008-07-08T10:48:05+02:00 <p>Woohoo!!!</p> <p>Well I'm as excited as can be!!!!<img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>This time next week I will be on my way to Dorchester to go zorbing...</p> <p>I hope to god that my mates are well aware to what they have let themselves in for!!!!</p> <p>Going for the hydro zorb so have completely stitched them up!!! oh my god!!! pmsl!!!<img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2008/07/08/zorbing-4419049/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2008-07-07:/2008/07/07/tagging-4414882/titsaleenabumsqueak2008-07-07T13:22:41+02:002008-07-07T13:22:41+02:00 <p>Right now I'm starting to get worried!!!</p> <p>First it was my former name....</p> <p>Now I've been tagged with 'agree about the laugh' who is doing this?</p> <p>feel like I have a stalker ans I like it!!!! lol!!</p> <p>Who are you? please say hello!!! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2008/07/07/tagging-4414882/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2008-07-01:/2008/07/01/tags-4389707/titsaleenabumsqueak2008-07-01T15:47:04+02:002008-07-01T15:47:04+02:00 <p>Ok, ok so the game is up I am / was glittersparkle!!<img src="/img/smilies/icon_redface.gif" alt=":oops:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Who on earth in here worked that out?</p> <p>Who tagged me?<br> <img src="/img/smilies/grayconfused.gif" alt=":??:" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/grayconfused.gif" alt=":??:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>lol!!!!<img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2008/07/01/tags-4389707/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk,2008-06-27:/2008/06/27/happiness-4371957/titsaleenabumsqueak2008-06-27T14:39:12+02:002008-06-27T14:39:12+02:00 <p>Well its Friday and for once!!! (such a hectic social life)lol!! I do not have loads planned for the weekend!!</p> <p>Have to do the usual taxi service for my kidlings. ice skating lessons etc etc!!</p> <p>But I am still buzzing from last Sarurday as I drove up to bexhill to see GOLDFRAPP!!!</p> <p>They where amazing and once my accomplice and I had managed to sneak down to the stage area from the balcony!!! I nearly pmsl, especially as she is pregnant and sneeking anywhere for her is a mammoth task!!!<br> We had a ball!!! </p> <p>Alison Goldfrapp is seriously gorgeous... And very talented!!! </p> <p>Well worth the 181 miles I travelled to see them!!!! And would recommend any one who has the oppurtunity to do so to go and see them play live!! loved it bigstyle!!! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://titsaleenabumsqueak.blog.co.uk/2008/06/27/happiness-4371957/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>