What the hell is wrong with some people? 
There is a person who I have to share an office with who I shall call Lady A and to be perfectly honest she is a right royal pain in the arse and very mad
!!! ![]()
She just doesn't shut up all day, muttering about total crap...
She is a sender and not a receiver if you know what I mean!!!! 
And to be perfectly honest I don't know how long I can keep this up for!!!! 
Usually when the phone rings and then stops either:
a) The person has hung up
or
b) the persons whose phone has rang actually picked it up to speak to the person at the other end!!!
Simple but can I get Lady A to realise although I am clever (not) I can't for the life of me hold 2 conversations at the same time!!! Multi-task I can do... Splitting my mouth and everything that enables us to speak into 2 I cannot do... 
I've tried being nice, ignorant, and am now having to resort to just being plan old rude...![]()
If things don't get better soon I'm gonna have to do something otherwise I might end up getting carried away in a straight jacket
or even worse in a meat wagon (police van)...
The sack I may well get as I am just about ready to just scream in her face to 'SHUT UP ' (full can of whoop arse gonna be opened!!!)
A Job hunting we must go ...
See told you she has frazzled my brain ...
Thank god I get 2 days break from her!!!
brokendownangel
Pro

sounds like a nightmare to me