Happiness

What the hell is wrong with some people?

There is a person who I have to share an office with who I shall call Lady A and to be perfectly honest she is a right royal pain in the arse and very mad !!!

She just doesn't shut up all day, muttering about total crap...

She is a sender and not a receiver if you know what I mean!!!!

And to be perfectly honest I don't know how long I can keep this up for!!!!

Usually when the phone rings and then stops either:

a) The person has hung up
or
b) the persons whose phone has rang actually picked it up to speak to the person at the other end!!!

Simple but can I get Lady A to realise although I am clever (not) I can't for the life of me hold 2 conversations at the same time!!! Multi-task I can do... Splitting my mouth and everything that enables us to speak into 2 I cannot do...

I've tried being nice, ignorant, and am now having to resort to just being plan old rude...

If things don't get better soon I'm gonna have to do something otherwise I might end up getting carried away in a straight jacket or even worse in a meat wagon (police van)...

The sack I may well get as I am just about ready to just scream in her face to 'SHUT UP ' (full can of whoop arse gonna be opened!!!)

A Job hunting we must go ...

See told you she has frazzled my brain ...

Thank god I get 2 days break from her!!!

I am hurting!

I know I should just let go but I can't!

It doesn't feel fair as I wouldn't dream of treating someone I care for like this why don't others seem to feel the same way and can use people to suit their needs as toys, playthings...

How can you tell one person you love and care for them whilst still chasing others? (do you really and truly think I am that slow and stupid?)

I am messed up...

I am hurt...

I feel alone...

And I really don't know what to do...

Revenge sounds good but can't allow myself to be that shallow.

Leaving and just disappearing seems to be the only way out...

But can I be that drastic? Or am I just being a drama queen?

I have just heard that I have passed the course that has pickled my brain (well not really) for the last year!!!

This course was the one I wanted to do when I left school but as it was miles away ... a bus and train journey each day and being a lazy but free teenager (no more school and all that) I knew that I would not go!!! plus I had a very healthy appetitie for the pub, which came with the side effects of hangovers!!!

I was in my first year at college and became pregnant (bloody stupid pill), but decided to have the baby although I wasn't with the father, and as I did not want to become a statistic (teenage mum and all that) I decided to live by the motto "I choose to have her so I choose to look after her" which meant in reality my life got turned upside down!!!

I have never felt as though I made the wrong choice but maybe that I hadn't achieved all what I could...

So last year I decided to enrol myself on the course and have managed to complete it as a distance learning thingy, despite having a full time job, a hectic hyperactive 5 year old and bless her I know its the hormones a stroppy soon to be teenager (12 going on 21!!)

But I feel so proud of myself and thought I would share it with the world as i feel like shouting it from the rooftops!!!

Woohoo!!!!

Could my life get any crappier?

Was stuck in work till half 7 last night and I've now been told that it could be even longer tonight...

What a load of old bollocks!!!

Aarghh that's better

What have I done?

It is a question that generally gets left unanswered, especially when you generally do not know what you have done to upset a person!

You may know the feeling...

E-mails go unanswered (or just stop completly)

Your phone calls and messages get ignored (mobiles are clever enough to tell you when you have a missed call so excuses like I never heard it, is pure and utter bullshit)

I mean what is the problem of actually telling the person what they have done to upset you even if the truth is not so pretty?

I hate spineless wankers, who enjoy playing on the feelings of people who they are supposed to care about...

I am upset and hurt by the way so called loved ones can treat you like shit...

Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."

Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on Facebook -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Enjoyed giving oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- £25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred pounds -- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with whilst at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost!

Was a bit confused on this one, for each time or just if you had ever committed the offence?

So have calcualted on if the offence was committed...

Please!!!!

Please!!!!

Please!!!!

Help to get justice for the Gurkhas by signing the petition by found on this website:

www.gurkhajustice.org.uk

I beg all of you to spare a few moments and show your support to this worthwhile cause!!!

And show these people that have served us for many years that we as a nation are not happy with how they are being treated. And want it changed!!!!

Please ask (harrass) as many people as you know to also sign this petition, I for one would be extremly grateful and my faith in humanity will be restored!!!!

Well how silly can one be!!! lol!!!

My Lee Evans tickets are for tomorrow night and not for last Thursday like I thought!!!!

Only I could cock it up like that!!!

But what the heck wahey!!! I never missed it!!! pmsl!!!

Blonde on the inside I am!!!!

Well where shall I start!!!!

Not only do I own the title of mum's taxi due to the amount of clubs etc the chilblains do!!!

And one I might add I should have earnt an award for, especially as hungover or not I am sat at quarter past 10 on a saturday morning in a bloody ice rink!!!

Which I can tell you is no fun!!!

I also help out at the youth club on Friday nights which can have as many as 40 little oiks at!!! Bless them they really aren't that bad!!!

But I am now helping run and manage a kids football team, which seemed like a good idea at the time but as tonight is the first night I am getting quite nervous about it and wondering whether I have done the right thing!!!!

Stupid I know but the thought of standing in a field tonight until 8, with at least 14 boys (sure that there are no girls) ages ranging from 7 to 13 doesn't seem like fun to me!!!!

I'm gonna freeze and my head is spinning already!!!! lol!!!

I'm gonna see Lee Evans on the 25th and I'm so excited yet slightly nervous!!!

As people whom know me can agree, my laugh is quite distinctive and as we are only 7 rows from the front, I'm quite worried that I am going to be picked on!!! lol!!!

believe me I have been to one of his shows before and I have a stitch after the first 10 minutes from laughing so much!!!! pmsl!!! if he comments on my racket then I will quite literally pmsl!!!

Going with my little sister so whatever occurs I will never live down!!!

Oh sod it what will be will be, I'm so excited!!!!